In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce