Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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