I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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