i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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