yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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