I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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