you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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