i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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