Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Boobs are out for the taking
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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