I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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