I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
my poor anus
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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