haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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