OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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