Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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