What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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