We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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