Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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