dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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