'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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