it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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