Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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