I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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