i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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