I'm drive I can fine osifer
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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