I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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