So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.