Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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