Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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