she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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