I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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