Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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