I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Randomize
