no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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