I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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