that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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