is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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