She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
bring money and cleavage
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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