i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Do vagina's smell?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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