walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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