I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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