Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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