I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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