i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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