As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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Oh Jesus.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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