a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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