This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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