I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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