if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Holy shit dude........stairs
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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