So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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