We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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