How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
she pinky promised me she was 18
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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