Walk of Shame. In a state park.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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