That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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