he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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