it was like his penis was on wheels.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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